The Alchemist Anti-Manifesto

No uploads.

You weren't born to spend your life watching upload progress bars. Other companies disagree. They're wrong.

No cloud.

Your device has all the power needed to process your files. We don't need to send them to a cloud server.

No setup.

Somebody gets to be lazy: you or the developer. Let's make it you.

No data collection.

No credit packs.

No minute caps.

No VC funding.

No shareholders.

No buzzword bingo.

No credit card required.

Confidence is our product, we don't need your money when statistically you're more likely to buy it than not.

FAQ

Ferociously Attentive Q&A

Where curiosity meets clarity, and confusion goes to die.

No. It's better.


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